Elderly Jokes - new cell phone made just for senior citizens
Have you heard that a company has come out with a new cell phone made just for senior citizens?
It not only has bigger numbers, rotary dial and the best feature; it has less memory.
Bumper stickers 14 - I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.
You have the right to remain silent....Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Blonde was having sharp pains
A blonde was having sharp pains in her side. The doctor examined her and said, ''You have acute appendicitis.''
The blond yelled at the doctor... ''I came here to get medical help, not get a stupid compliment!!''
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